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tastefullyoffensive:

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toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

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the1janitor:

milesjai:

“Ignoring your passion is slow suicide. Never ignore what your heart pumps for. Mold your career around your lifestyle not your lifestyle around your career.”

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what if your lifestyle is sitting around eating doritos and playing video games all day

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demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

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sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

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pornhubhemmo:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

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the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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danktempsey:

cumberbabegonehiddlestoned:

traumatrae:

shersock:

lumos5001:

#HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) 

THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER

And some are even interracial!Bravo Sims!

And the kid is waving that rainbow thing whatever it is lol

you know the world is seriouslyfucked up when a real life scenario game has more rights than you ever will

danktempsey:

cumberbabegonehiddlestoned:

traumatrae:

shersock:

lumos5001:

#HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) 

THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER

And some are even interracial!
Bravo Sims!

And the kid is waving that rainbow thing whatever it is lol

you know the world is seriouslyfucked up when a real life scenario game has more rights than you ever will

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bluewindsummer:

priorities

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amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

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bossanovabyss:

neropunk:

CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH

NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.

YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.

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verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

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